no-charge asked: Yes well I can see that love.

Stop trying to get smart with me.

no-charge asked: I didn't say I was sorry, I said I should apologize. Difference. Someone it seems is in a testy mood. I take it things haven't been going well?

Don’t try and get smart with me, pet. Know your place. Things have been fucking perfect.

Sarcasm, by the way!

imperativa asked: Daddy, I finally got my computer back! I promise you, I will never drop it ever again. But I can't spend too much time on, because I'm sick. I should be resting. Shh, don't tell on me.

Get off your computer now, then. Before I drop it for you. You need to be in the best of health, princess.

Anonymous asked: Why do you find Sherlock's sister boring, Daddy?

Did I even mention anything about her? I’m pretty sure not. I know everything that I say.

She’s not worth my time anyway, she’s so ordinary. Pathetic for what you’d call a Holmes.

no-charge asked: Hello love, I would apologize for the lateness of my reply but I know apologies arn't what you want to hear. How are things? Busy and entertaining I hope.

Oh, you’re sorry. Everyone’s sorry, even Seb’s sorry. It’s so boring, and it’s so dull. Kind of makes you want to kill yourself, no?

rowan-rowan asked: What do I need to do to not make you bored with me? I thought you liked watching my work.

As I thought I did, but it’s so bloody boring, really. What you’re doing. So eager to please me. “Daddy, what should I do now?” That’s what people ask, don’t they? Just to stay alive.

rowan-rowan asked: Did you see it? It was on the telly. They think I'm an arsonist, really I am much more than that. It turned out much bigger than I had hoped for, it was just like a fireworks show. It took fire crews nine hours to put out the flames.

Oh, you think you’re so much more than that. Please. Don’t flatter yourself. You’re starting to bore daddy, sweetheart.

Anonymous asked: I love the heart out of you.

Really? How cute is that.